Blogging is not fun – IF you are not popular enough!

Well, i don’t really understand how one goes about becoming a popular blogger ... There might have been lucky breaks for some  OR someone is probably popular/famous personality even before he/she started blogging OR he/she has posted nude pics of himself/ (even better) herself in the blog.... now that i am making a list ... i do realize, making ones blog popular ain’t easy.....

The internet coughed up many methods ..  I immediately got hooked to one and took action.

METHOD 1- INTERVIEW OTHER BLOGGERS AND POST THE INTERVIEW

I thought who better to interview than Mr. Philip Markmyword, Winemaker and avid blogger

Achievements   - 

Wines sold in 33 countries

Voted as the No.1 Blogger by New Fork Times

Recently won the the Blog Frog Award for 2010 at the recent ceremony held at Geneva

Here is the interview

(Mr. Markmyword seems to be extremely fidgety and nervous. He has been drink wine all morning and has told me a hundred times that he has been following my blogs and articles since the last 15 years… I don’t doubt it)

Subbu – Then, Mr. Markmyword, you have just won the Blog Frog Award  for  2010 at the recently concluded ceremony at Geneva . This is widely hailed as the Oscars for Bloggers! Congratulations! How do you feel about it, Sir?

Mr. Markmyword – Thanks Subbu! I feel top of the world, but honestly I think I am not worthy of such a honor…. ( I see that his hands are trembling and is trying hard to hold them still)

Subbu – Oh you are sir… you have been quite consistent with top quality blogs…..

Mr. Markmyword  (cuts me) - Its nothing SubbuSir……Especially because, I have been closely following your blogs and I am a die-hard fan!!!

Subbu – Well, Thank you Mr. Markmyword …. But this is your moment of Glory. This interview is about you. …….

Mr. Philip (interrupts me n i see the left corner of his mouth is quivering) – No No Subbu Sir,,….. I cannot do this anymore, cannot live a life of lies.  I knew this would happen one day …..…. I will admit that I have cheated the world and YOU… yes YOU sir … I have stolen your masterpieces and published them as my own….  I wanted to stop, but I could not .. you are such an amazing blogger …. I just couldn’t …. Then I pushed my self  and thought that i'll do it for one last time ……….And as fate should have it … I won the damn award for the very same piece.  (Philip is in tears) …

Subbu (am not really moved, but..) – Well, I think its okay. Now ,that you have admitted it… I am proud of you, Philip, being a fellow blogger, I would like to…..

Mr. Philip – (Interrupting me )  ……….I just cannot sit here and act like nothing happened  ……… I have been a bad boy …I have been eating more cheese than what my dietician has prescribed , I have been wearing lady’s underwear and  I have been flicking money from my mom’s purse every evening…… (starts Sobbing loudly)

Subbu -  Now, Now Mr. Philip ….. Control your self… I know every body does that once in a while… I have flicked moolaah from my Dads pocket too. And got caught (fake ha-ha)

Philip (now crying loudly with his nose running)– No Subbu Sir…. That’s different .. I still do it and I am 44 yrs old…..i have always been bad …. I want to change … I want to reflect . spend time with GOD..  take the spiritual path ……….

Subbu – Philip, realizing ones mistakes is like saying a prayer .. you have already started the process of washing away your sins….

Philip – (now licking whatever is running from his nose) – Sir, I am serious … you cannot persuade me .. I am renouncing this materialistic world.. I will move to your country where I am sure to find peace…

Subbu – ( now hungry, want to close the interview and grab a bite) – Philip , I see faith in what you are saying… Go to India and find LIFE… Just avoid Ayodhya for a few days or you might lose it….

Philip – OK sir…. I am really really sorry for having cheated you on your work … there is nothing I can do now to change that…. But I would like to write my property in Sardinia, Italy off to you .. .Take the keys to my  estate and  its also got the keys to my Lamborghini Murcilago LP 6 …. I hope you like yellow…..

Sir., take care of my wife as well……. ……………

Subbu ( thinks to himself ) – Is it legal to sell women in Bolivia……………..